Tuesday, May 3, 2016

As The Kids Say, It's Random Lyrics Time

How many times does an angel fall?
How many people lie instead of talking tall?
He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd
I'm a Blackstar, I'm a Blackstar, I'm not a gangstar

I'm a Blackstar, way up on money, I've got game
I see right, so wide, so open-hearted pain
I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes
I'm a Blackstar, I'm a Blackstar

Something happened on the day he died
Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside
Somebody else took his place and bravely cried
I'm a Blackstar, I'm a starstar, I'm a Blackstar

On the day of execution
Only women kneel and smile
At the centre of it all
Your eyes, Your eyes

Monday, May 2, 2016

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden

  • Are there lo-jinks?
  • Why was Lionel Richie's "Hello" the last song on the album?
  • Why don't aliens in UFO sightings ever have ears?
  • Why didn't they ever show Batman sucking the blood out of any of his victims?
  • If Darwin's theory is correct then wouldn't baseball catchers have already evolved with fluorescent fingernails?
  • Apparently stabbing an RSVP into the sender's door with a bowie knife is some sort of faux pas in polite society.
  • If the awfulness of this election season has anything to do with me spitting on that gypsy, I'm sorry. But she had it coming.