I think it would be hilarious if someone hacked into the president's teleprompter and inserted the phrase, "No Dave, I don't like rutabagas." I think it would be funny but then, I'm easily amused.
The police caught me twittering while operating my lawnmower. He probably would have let me go with a warning if I had been wearing pants.
It's almost 2:30AM and they are airing Rambo First Blood. The people who are up at 2:30 in the morning probably don't need an instructional film on flipping out and blowing up a small town.