Thursday, May 7, 2009

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of The Sudden

  1. I have a million uses for chloroform!
  2. Dick Cheney runs on batteries!
  3. Pants are almost never optional.
  4. The Long Island Railroad has been disgusting every time I've ridden it.
  5. I learned twitter-speak from those little candy hearts. And Prince.
  6. The sun causes 100% of global-warming.

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