Monday, October 12, 2009

I Have Seen The Enemy And It Is... On Channel 47

Instead of worrying about actual wars in the Middle East, Obama has declared war on Fox News. Sure, having hundreds of other media agencies around the world humping his leg and giving him long distance fellatio in the form of unquestioning adoration is fine, but Obama needs total prostration at the foot of his neo-marxist administration.

From Time.com, "The take-no-prisoners turn has come as a surprise to some in the press, considering the largely favorable coverage that candidate Obama received last fall and given the President's vows to lower the rhetorical temperature in Washington and not pay attention to cable hyperbole. Instead, the White House blog now issues regular denunciations of the Administration's critics, including a recent post that announced "Fox lies" and suggested that the cable network was unpatriotic for criticizing Obama's 2016 Olympics effort. White House officials offer no apologies. "The best analogy is probably baseball," says Gibbs. "The only way to get somebody to stop crowding the plate is to throw a fastball at them. They move." "

We haven't had a president this paranoid about the press since Nixon, but since I'm a baseball fan, I'll first point out how stupid Gibbs' analogy is. Even if Fox News is "crowding the plate", we've all seen how the President throws. You can't brush back a batter when they know you throw like a girl. In other words, they won't move. And eventually they'll score. But I think my main problem with Obama being annoyingly concerned with a single news channel, on cable, that doesn't agree with every little thing that he says can be summed up thusly...

Hey Mister President, stop being such a whiney little bitch and do your fucking job!

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