Sunday, August 30, 2009

For No Good Reason, Here Is A Random Lyric

"I heard dinner went well
you liked Chris's jacket
he reminded you of Johnny
before he went electronic"

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I'm Not A Mad Man


I don't care how damn good I look in a suit and a skinny black tie, I still can't get into this Mad Men show.

Ranch Dressing We Can Believe In

The election of Barack Obama should be a wake-up call to all of us that are fooled into buying a crappy product with slick advertising.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Squirrels!

I already made my feelings regarding squirrels clear, but here's one ruining a poor couple's picture.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Sorry MLK, Maureen Dowd Says You Can't March Here

I'm often asked if Maureen Dowd of The New York Times is retarded. Here is Exhibit 2,635,765A explaining her opinion of people at townhalls across the country, who are upset with healthcare legislation.

"Instead of a multicultural tableau of beaming young idealists on screen, we see ugly scenes of mostly older and white malcontents, disrupting forums where others have come to actually learn something. Instead of hope, we get swastikas, death threats and T-shirts proclaiming “Proud Member of the Mob.” "

The first hint that the dead eyes in her skull really do reflect a lack of human life, compassion or intelligence is her idea that to protest, you must be young, multicultural(?) and idealist. No one told our Founding Fathers that they couldn't protest British oppression because they weren't multicultural enough. Heck, no one told Martin Luther King that that he was over the age limit, but oh well. I also enjoy the idealist part, because realists concerned with spending money that we don't have are such bring-downs. Second hint? Her (adorable!) belief, that anyone listening to a politician's speech is somehow learning something useful, is astounding. She's not only dead inside, but she's dead to everything around her. Especially when she ignores the fact that her "idealists" use swastikas, death threats and t-shirts. And if you want to learn something about a bill being written you should listen to the people writing the bill, not some senator. Most of them haven't read the legislation, and most of them never will. The third hint we get that something is wrong with Lil Mo is her "clinging" to the word "hope". She may be the last person in America who doesn't realize that Hope and Change were part of an ad campaign, and that she's still a sucker for buying into it. In a way, that too is adorable, but it's also sad, really sad. Especially for someone mostly older and White.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Why My Eyes Won't Stop Bleeding

AAAAAAAA!!!!!! My Eyes!!! My Brain!! Whyyyyy!!!!!!....at least that's what I screamed when I read this nightmare-inducing story. The article focuses on the lack of journalistic integrity at CNN(!), but the horrible skeevy redheaded elephant in the room is Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston having..."relations". That's right, 48 year old Kathy Griffin, who wouldn't even be the prettiest girl in a drag queen beauty contest, has hooked up with Bristol Palin's 19 year old ex-beau. She could be joking but even that sends me into convulsions. Watch the horror show if you don't mind not sleeping tonight. I'm sure you're asking what the poor misguided little dude was thinking. He was probably thinking the exact same thing that this gentleman was thinking. Well maybe not exactly, the traffic cones in Scotland might not be Kathy Griffin orange.

Monday, August 10, 2009

You Bite My Back, I'll Bite Yours

I saw this comment posted on HotAir.com regarding two Senate idjits writing an op-ed calling Americans un-American because the polling seems to show that Americans don't like garbage being foisted upon them.

"The scary thing is now Democrats can NOT afford to lose on healthcare. After having called more than half the nation Nazis and anti-American, if Democrats lose, they will have literally lost to Hitler.
You can’t come back from that. If they lose, expect them not to lose with grace.
amkun on August 11, 2009 at 12:40 AM"

It's both funny and fitting at the same time, but for some reason still makes me really sad.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Left Can't Take a Joke(r)

A poster appeared in L.A. this week spoofing Obama, with the word "socialism" underneath. It looks like the same sort of commentary that Bush received during his eight years, but there's a problem. Lefties can't take a joke, or in this case, they can't take a joker. At least not when it comes to making fun of poor little Obama. Apparently, the cultists that call Obama "god" have trouble even understanding criticism of "the one". Of course, they certainly didn't have trouble comparing Bush to Hitler, but whatever. If you google "Hitler Bush" you get 23 MILLION hits. What's really funny is the lefties didn't have trouble comparing Bush to the Joker, because that was obvious, and this is just "politically mean spirited and dangerous", as one Los Angeles Urban Policy Roundtable President said. What is especially amusing, to me at least, is that ANY criticism of Obama carries "racial overtones", because, you know, he's Black. Given how painful criticism of Obama is for the left, I certainly hope no one portrays Obama as a monkey like they did with George Bush. That might be too much for the rest of us to take.