Saturday, October 31, 2009
Hey Lawyers, Obama Wuvs You Back!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
There's A Zombie! In The White House!


Labels:
Cannibalism,
foolishness,
Obama,
Rahm Emanuel,
zombies
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Sunny Side of Kurt Cobain

Labels:
Kurt Cobain,
Nirvana,
Shotgun Suicide
Monday, October 19, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Why Eurotrash Homos Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Hot Women

Labels:
Eurotrash,
Filippa Hamilton,
Ralph Lauren
Monday, October 12, 2009
Random Lyric Time
"I don't wanna stay at your party
I don't wanna talk with your friends
I don't wanna vote for your president
I just want to be your tugboat captain"
I don't wanna talk with your friends
I don't wanna vote for your president
I just want to be your tugboat captain"
I Have Seen The Enemy And It Is... On Channel 47

From Time.com, "The take-no-prisoners turn has come as a surprise to some in the press, considering the largely favorable coverage that candidate Obama received last fall and given the President's vows to lower the rhetorical temperature in Washington and not pay attention to cable hyperbole. Instead, the White House blog now issues regular denunciations of the Administration's critics, including a recent post that announced "Fox lies" and suggested that the cable network was unpatriotic for criticizing Obama's 2016 Olympics effort. White House officials offer no apologies. "The best analogy is probably baseball," says Gibbs. "The only way to get somebody to stop crowding the plate is to throw a fastball at them. They move." "
We haven't had a president this paranoid about the press since Nixon, but since I'm a baseball fan, I'll first point out how stupid Gibbs' analogy is. Even if Fox News is "crowding the plate", we've all seen how the President throws. You can't brush back a batter when they know you throw like a girl. In other words, they won't move. And eventually they'll score. But I think my main problem with Obama being annoyingly concerned with a single news channel, on cable, that doesn't agree with every little thing that he says can be summed up thusly...
Hey Mister President, stop being such a whiney little bitch and do your fucking job!
Labels:
baseball analogies,
Fox News,
Obama
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
I Need To Stop Falling Asleep With The Television On

postscript: I'm well aware a psychiatrist could interpret all sorts of things from this dream, but I'm more disturbed that I had a dream with Yoko Ono in it and I wasn't bludgeoning her with that Muensterlander for what she did to the Beatles.
Labels:
Beatles,
insomnia,
James Rosen,
Yoko Ono
Stop Me If You Think You Haven't Heard This One Before

Labels:
Craig Ferguson,
Letterman
Monday, October 5, 2009
Don't Tread On Norway
Norway is the best place to live according to the UN. The United States is the 13th best place to live in the world. "The top ten countries listed on the index are: Norway, Australia, Iceland, Canada, Ireland, the Netherlands, Sweden, France, Switzerland and Japan." "The index compiled by the UN Development Programme (UNDP) ranks 182 countries based on such criteria as life expectancy, literacy, school enrolment and gross domestic product (GDP) per capita." It does make me wonder what would happen if most of the countries ahead of the U.S. were forced to expend more of their GDP to defend their own countries. Would that reduce their GDPs? Would some of that money come out of health care or education? Probably. But then again, America is terrible. We don't give enough of our money to other countries. We don't damage our economy enough in support of environmental caps (which the rest of the world doesn't feel like implementing either, by the way). We monger war and respond to imaginary threats as if we somehow learned something from those world wars we had a few years back. It's not surprising then that so many of these countries think of America as the greatest threat to world peace is it?
Why I Have Underworld Memorized

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