Saturday, June 26, 2010

Pouvez-Vous Dire "Douchebag"?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

They've Finally Gone Too Far

Man, this bacon is gay. Or multicultural. Either way, they've finally created a bacon that I don't want to eat.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I Just Know It's Random Lyrics Time, I Can...Feel It

Dead in the water
It's not a paid vacation
The sons and daughters of city officials attend demonstrations
It's hardly sink or swim
When all is well if the ticket sells

Out with a whimper
It's not a blaze of glory
You look down from your temple as people endeavor to make it a story
And chisel a marble word
But all is lost if it's never heard

I'll keep your dreams
You pay attention for me
As strange as it seems I'd rather dissolve than to have you ignore me
The ground may be moving fast
But I tied my boots to a broken mast

But damn my luck and damn these friends
That keep on combing back their smiles
I save my grace with half-assed guilt
And lay down the quilt upon the lawn
Spread my arms and soak up congratulations

A Message To All Mexicans

Friday, June 11, 2010

Ba Ah Cahnt Fahnd It Ahnywhere

I was reminded of this song from my infantry(when I was an infant) recently so I thought I would share. It brings back many memories...of toast!

Monday, June 7, 2010

I Heard It's Random Lyrics. I'm Sorry

Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind

In between what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing
There's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good, you teasing like you do

Lost inside adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruising, yeah