Monday, October 25, 2010

The Government Is An Entity Of Non-Suckage

Hey, if you're going to Jon Stewart's "Rally Against Glenn Beck" this weekend, keep your eyes peeled for a super awesome co-rally called "Government Doesn't Suck". Government workers will be marching in support of...government workers, because they don't like that people think they suck. So put away your misconceptions about the DMV, workers getting paid extravagantly for not doing much and the massive debt and... okay, I can't do it. They suck and there's no way around it. We're closing in on 14 trillion dollars in debt because of a stupid and wasteful government and 2 trillion of that is just in the last two years. In fact, that's the very definition of suck, or at least of a very large vacuum.

Exit quote in case you're not convinced of the government's non-suckage: "Government workers "are a lot of cool cats" who work hard, listen to good music and watch Stewart's "The Daily Show," "but that's all after they've spent a whole day keeping the country running," "


  1. I'm starting to think that having all these gov't workers is a bargain. Imagine how much it would suck if people that stupid were forced to try to make it in the private sector. They'd screw up everything they touched, and then end up unemployed and collecting welfare.

    Might as well pay them to count trees and push papers and stuff.

  2. I'm still pushing for a hunting season on gov't workers. And hippies.

  3. Auction off the tags to the highest bidders: National Debt paid for overnight.