Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Where Are The Robot Congressmen?

Did you see the news about the cars that drive themselves? Weren't we supposed to have these like in the sixties, along with jetpacks and food in pill form. And also monkey butlers. Technology was supposed to make our lives easier and jobs that don't require any intelligence or reason were supposed to be handled by cool looking robots with flashing lights. Which is why I also thought that we would have had robot politicians by now. Just in case robot designers need a helping hand, I've written a basic program that easily handles all the Constitutionally-appointed responsibilities of your typical congressman and/or senator.

SchumerBot5000 Program:

10 Get elected

20 Don't read bills

30 Waste trillions

40 Goto 10

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