
Breaking News from San Felipe, Mexico where Al Gore has discovered even more evidence of GLOBAL WARMING!™. Actually, now Al Gore is weeping uncontrollably. "People please!", Al Gore exasperatedly sobbed, "This is science! I am smart! The water is falling again, but you need to believe me! Ask Matt Damon, he believes me! Ask anyone in Hollywood! They believe in GLOBAL WARMING!™ And you should always listen to Hollywood people! Wait a minute! I'll ask the townspeople! They were super sweltering this whole time! They know what has been happening! Señor! ¿Por qué el agua mala caída? (See I am speaking to them in their own language because I am smart!)"
Townsperson: "Umm, what did you say, señor?"
Al Gore: "Ahh! You speak english! Boowayno! I would like you to tell these newspeople here what is happening to your once nice little town of your indigenous people, por favor."
Townsperson: "What do you mean, señor?"
Al Gore: "The sweltering! Tell them about the GLOBAL WARMING!™. Tell them about the water rising and falling!"
Townsperson: "Oh. you mean the tide? Si, right now it is low tide, and before it was high tide. That is not global warming, señor, that is normal. And we are not sweltering, we live here because we don't like freezing our culos off."
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