Sunday, August 15, 2010

Sensuously Applying Rule Five

So anyway, while I was perusing headlines of various newspapers, I came across this title,"Topless sunbather accused of sensuously rubbing in sun cream". Needless to say I was aghast. A 26 year old Italian women named "Luisa" was accused of indecency on the beach. The problem wasn't that she was topless, the problem was the way she was putting on suntan lotion. A quote from the lady's lawyer in her defense; "Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest." No, I didn't make that quote up. Also, purrrrrrr... Since the article didn't include a picture of the scofflaw, I though it would be helpful to include photos of Monica Bellucci, because she also is Italian, tall, brunette and... um... the other thing.

And If you don't know what rule five is...

It's Like Random Lyrics or Something

Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best

I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV
Two of a billion stars, it means so much to me
Like a birthday or a pretty view
But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you

Hey now, woo! Look at that! Didn't it nearly run you down?
At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive
You make me feel alive, alive alive
I'll take my chance cause luck is on my side or something
I know what you're thinking, I tell you something, I know what you're thinking