Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of The Sudden

  • The best part of cock-fighting is that you get to eat the loser. That doesn't work so well in other sports.
  • The "span" in spanglish stands for spanish? Well, then I have no idea what a lot of people have been saying.
  • The problem with our government is that it's not results-oriented. We want the economy to improve; they get paid either way.
  • Archaeologists are grave robbers.
  • Getting into a boxing match with a giraffe is a bad idea, mostly because of their reach advantage, but also because they cheat.
  • Benjamin Franklin is in the International Swimming Hall Of Fame. Seriously.
  • If the Jews were really God's chosen people, they would be allowed to eat bacon.


  1. I am sooooo tempted to make a really crude remark about eating the loser after a cock-fight but I'll restrain myself.

  2. Oh sure, restrain yourself, that will change everyone's opinion of your sense of humor.