Thursday, February 24, 2011

Signs Of An Islamic Revolution - Stage Three - The End

This is basically Armageddon to Islamic society. When the chicken makes its appearance, you have unequivocally reached a point of no return. In fact, beyond no return. Leaders in Islamic countries simply resign and go into comas when the chicken gets displayed, because to undue the chicken is so impossible that a thousand Muslims at a thousand typewriters typing for a thousand years could not come up with even the beginning of an idea to undue the chicken. There is almost no way to communicate its horrible magnitude to non-Islamic countries. As a rough estimate it's as if you launched every nuclear missile on earth at a single city and then sent giant feral mutated cats who haven't eaten in a week to viciously comb the debris for any survivors while at the same time it's being paved over with seventeen feet of asphalt. Only it's a million times worse.

3 comments:

  1. All I can say is, who brings a chicken to a protest?

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  2. The chicken is like WTF? Poor, poor chicken.
    Did you know that in Christianity the Rooster is noted for crowing three times after Peter denied Christ. As such, it became a symbol for Christ’s passion. It also symbolizes light after darkness; a new day.

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