Friday, March 25, 2011

Music Friday

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

This Gives Me A Special Feeling

I'm not sure I should be reading the news anymore, but a Superintendent of a school district, a school district which just happens to be closing schools and firing people because they can't pay the bills, will get to retire, start collecting his pension, and then get rehired (the very next day!) at his old salary while at the same time still collect his pension because, you know, he's retired. His salary is $130,000 plus perks. His pension is around $105,000. He will be collecting $265,000 in total per year. Which for some reason, reminds me of this...

Oh, and um, the school district will also give him $11,238 so he can buy his own health-insurance. Have a nice day.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Entire Obama Presidency Actually A James O'Keefe Scam

This article from is funnier than anything I was going to come up with today. If you can't beat 'em, link 'em.
nation was left reeling yesterday by the revelation that the presidential
election of 2008 was a hoax. The shocking announcement came when White House
press secretary Jay Carney told reporters that Barack Obama has been working in
secret with conservative provocateur James O'Keefe since 2007
If only it were true...

cross-posted at

I Have Become An Evil Conservative

Well, I always have been, but now it's official. Evil Aaron Burr has asked me to contribute to his evil website, Evil Conservatives, apparently because he's never read this site when he wasn't on the sauce. Obviously, when he sobers up he'll realize what a mistake he's made, but until then it's still quite nice of him. I'm not sure how I'm going to split time between my posts here and there; maybe I'll post the political stuff over there or crosspost, non lo so. Either way, I have to go throw up now because I have been sick as a dog.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Friday Music

Their album comes out on Tuesday.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Viva Random Lyrics

I don't learn from mistake
Viva erratic viva uncertaintay
I left time to say
Viva enigma viva your mysteray

I lay patiently wait
Viewing with pleasure all your activitays
I script every line
As you down bottles of pure miseray

For there's been nothing in this world ever like the show

And it's the stuff that gets you up in the morning
And it's the stuff that keeps you dancing as I'm buying
And selling you as if you were the same
As the boots I am wearing

But I don't change things and change things
I'd be very leary of who does
But if pillars of steam add a gold sheen to Virginia sunsets
You could learn to love
And now my ego's wailing

She can't tell her daddy who she loves
It's those white mans' game
For there was not a day they were onto us