Friday, April 15, 2011

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of The Sudden

  • Chickens don't respond to threats.
  • I just don't understand people. When they ask for license and registration, what difference does it make which body part you use to hand it to them? Stupid judge.
  • George W. Bush was stupid because he pronounced nuclear new-cue-lar, because it's not spelled that way. But everyone isn't stupid for pronouncing February feb-you-ary when it's not spelled that way.
  • Doctors don't take the Hippocratic oath anymore. And they haven't for quite a while.
  • Things would have turned out a lot better for Oedipus Rex if he didn't kill his father and marry his mother.
  • Saying "Oh no, she di'in't!" really loud during a murder trial is contempt of court. Stupid judge.


  1. Looks like you're gonna be out of the Jury Duty selection pool for a while

  2. I'm a biased juror. I don't trust anyone wearing pants.