Friday, May 20, 2011

Mohammed Would Not Approve Of The Internet

Just so we're clear, Mohammed didn't just ban his image, he banned all images of people and animals. His belief was that only Allah could create, or something, so making images of living things, any living thing, was prohibited. So if you're one of those people who has adorable bunnies on your screen saver, cartoon pictures of Obama on your bedsheets (like Chris Matthews) or that icon on your desktop titled "work" but which actually contains crudely drawn pictures of squirrels gettin' it on, you are in violation of Mohammed's commandments and a Muslim will behead you. And then he'll probably have a light lunch. So while the left wing of America wrings their hands at people showing images of a prophet (banned by a religion they don't belong to), they're probably not aware that they need to ask themselves why they have been violating Mohammed's laws their entire lives.

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