So anyway, I've been having trouble coming up with things to write about to entertain you people, so I've been trying to shake myself out of this funk. But nothing's worked. Finally, the other day I said to myself, "Self, turn on the computer and write anything about the very first article that catches your attention, just to get it out of the way." This is the article.
I...I have no words. Probably the worst part about this is that the "Feds" who regulate sperm donation are the Food and Drug Administration.