Things I Suddenly Realized All Of a Sudden

• Lewis and Clark carried an airgun with them.
• Confederate money is worth more than regular money today.
• Wait, it's Harry Belafonte? Crap, I've been calling him Larry.
• When a priest molests a child it's an indictment of all Catholics. When a coach/teacher molests a kid it is not an indictment of our education system.
• Nolan Ryan never won a Cy Young.
• All watermelon candies taste the same but none of them taste like real watermelon.
• The 20th century was the most socialist era in human history.
• The secret to winning a tontine is picking really accident prone people.
• (Saw this one on twitter) The perfect crime would be commiting a crime while eating donuts.
• iPhones make great toys for babies.