Thursday, December 22, 2011

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of a Sudden

  • Lewis and Clark carried an airgun with them.
  • Confederate money is worth more than regular money today.
  • Wait, it's Harry Belafonte? Crap, I've been calling him Larry.
  • When a priest molests a child it's an indictment of all Catholics. When a coach/teacher molests a kid it is not an indictment of our education system.
  • Nolan Ryan never won a Cy Young.
  • All watermelon candies taste the same but none of them taste like real watermelon.
  • The 20th century was the most socialist era in human history.
  • The secret to winning a tontine is picking really accident prone people.
  • (Saw this one on twitter) The perfect crime would be commiting a crime while eating donuts.
  • iPhones make great toys for babies.

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