Sorry, I'm stuck on flamenco.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Just so we're clear, Mohammed didn't just ban his image, he banned all images of people and animals. His belief was that only Allah could create, or something, so making images of living things, any living thing, was prohibited. So if you're one of those people who has adorable bunnies on your screen saver, cartoon pictures of Obama on your bedsheets (like Chris Matthews) or that icon on your desktop titled "work" but which actually contains crudely drawn pictures of squirrels gettin' it on, you are in violation of Mohammed's commandments and a Muslim will behead you. And then he'll probably have a light lunch. So while the left wing of America wrings their hands at people showing images of a prophet (banned by a religion they don't belong to), they're probably not aware that they need to ask themselves why they have been violating Mohammed's laws their entire lives.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
That's right, I 'll give him his due. He took a little more credit for Osama Bin Laden's death than I'm comfortable with (that whole "I" when he wants credit, and "we" when he wants to share the blame), but yeah, he gets this one. And the fact that he obliterated Donald Trump in the same weekend means he gets a check plus. So now I'm going to say something that I have never said on this blog, and probably won't say again. Nice job, Obama. In fact, since I'm so happy that Osama Bin Laden is toast, I think I'll refrain from saying anything unkind about you for one full week.
I'm not quite sure why more people aren't jumping for joy over a dead terrorist, but I am. I'm actually giddy knowing this piece of garbage is gone. If you're one of those people who think that makes me as bad as the terrorists, you're a retard. And you can go screw yourself. Also, here's Cheeseburger.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Because of translational irregularities in Pakistani dialects, as well as noise from helicopters and machine gun fire, there are conflicting reports over the last thing that Osama Bin Laden said before having his brains reassigned by U.S. Navy SEALs...
- Does anyone else hear a helicopter?
- Jeez, and I just bought tickets to the opera!
- That was like ten years ago! You're still mad?
- Maybe I should have messed with Belgium instead
- What a day. First the dry cleaner shrinks my shirt, and now this
- Well, at least I got to see the royal wedding
- That fortune cookie was right!
- But I donated to his campaign!
- Don't point those rifles at me! That's not in accordance with Islamic law!
- I hope they don't bury me at sea.