A few months ago the Illinois Humanities Council, funded by the National Endowment for the Humanities (you), auctioned off a dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. Now, I know what you're thinking, who wouldn't want to have dinner with terrorists? But more to the the point, what sort of evil genius would actually bid on such a dinner, such as it were, in order to further his own evil journalistic blood lust for liberal scalps? And what sort of, again evil, person would win said auction, only to invite his equally evil cohorts, including the super evil Andrew Breitbart, to dinner with these poor defenseless terrorists? That would be Tucker Carlson. Matt Labash of the Weekly Standard regales us (here) while Tucker tents his fingers and smiles (evilly) from his lair.