I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy

• "The lizard has these very tall, straight teeth and Obama has these tall, straight incisors and a great smile,"
• Wow, this sure would reflect negatively on whoever is president if we still had one. (Or maybe the UN ambassador? No? Whatever.)
• Soledad O'Brien: These statistics and facts you cite are too confusing for my tiny Liberal brain
• Soledad O'Brien, abortion supporter, just can't stand Christmas carols because they remind her of child murder.
• Hey kids, isn't it time to we drop this whole "journalism" facade since no one's buying it anyways?
• No seriously, can we stop pretending?
• Your picture of the week.