Friday, April 27, 2012

This Secret Service-Prostitution Scandal Is Starting To Draw The Wrong Kind Of Attention

Hey, remember when a "scandal" like this used to reflect negatively on the President?

She's A Witch!

It even says so on the step.

George Clooney Is Always The Last To Know

Wait, Are You Trying To Tell Me That Obama Ate A Dog???

Anthropocon did this, not me, I swear!

And Now For A Public Service Announcement

I've got a late night here, so let's see if I can do some blogging.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I Read The News Today, Oh Boy...

Another Unsatisfied Customer

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

News You Can Use?

Monday, April 23, 2012

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

News You Can Use?

Friday, April 6, 2012

News You Can Use?

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

It's Only Wednesday But It's Already A Banner Week For The Mainstream Media

Ow, My Brain Again

Madame Déficit signed a bill today that "stops" members of Congress from insider trading. You would have thought insider trading laws applied to them already but no, we need another law. Peasant laws rarely apply to the Light Bringers. Anyway, during the press conference he said this without even the slightest trace of irony, "The powerful shouldn't get to create one set of rules for themselves and another set of rules for everybody else." Umm, isn't that what you just did, idiot. We have insider trading laws. For some reason these were not applicable to Congress so we just created another law that only applies to Congress. If you wanted to show that we have one set of laws for everyone, you should have just arrested a few members of Congress. But you didn't. You signed a new law. Idiot.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

News You Can Use?

I Wonder If Any Of The Justices Considering ObamaCare Remember This?