Sunday, September 30, 2012

I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

Friday, September 21, 2012

Carl Is My Spirit Animal

What About The Gaaaaafffffeeeeeessss?


Say, those independents and rethuglicans sure do think alike, huh? Has any president ever won an election when losing independents as bad as Obama seems to be losing?

I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

It's A Subtle Kiss That No One Sees Music Friday


Thursday, September 20, 2012

Mother Effers

Via Hotair.com - "CBS: Witnesses Says There Was Never An Anti-American Protest In Benghazi, Just An Attack" It was just an attack by Muslims on Americans. On 9/11. No film, no nothing. Just an attack.
And yet he's still going around apologizing to murderers. And is it my imagination or is the Obama admin saying don't blame the US government, it's those darn Americans with their stupid flag and their stupid Constitution who you should be mad at? Nice. Outstanding. Unpresidented.

The Power Of Suggestion

It's probably best if you don't read posts like this and then...
AAAAA!!!!  AAAAA!!!!!  AAAAA!!!!

I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Hmmm....

An inversion point?

Parody Proof

This happened. The smartest politician ever decided to post this today. Because as we all know conversing with a fake pirate is how you show voters you're the serious choice for president.
So I guess he's posting his one picture talking with Netanyahu on Halloween, right?

Ow, My Brain


So, if I may follow the logic, if you had been approached recently, you would have a plan to release the mastermind of the first attempt to blow up the World Trade Center? Let me help you out, Obama administration, if someone asks if you are going to release a terrorist, you say "no". Two letters. One word. But then if you are saying "maybe kinda sorta", then yeah, just keep going the way you're going.

It's Time I Got A Say In This Here U.S. Foreign Policy

So here's the deal, Barry, until you accede to my demands to increase the supply of cheesesteaks and watermelon Jolly Ranchers (and other stuff which I'll think up later) I will continue to make cartoons that mock the prophet Mahomet whenever I feel like it. I'm getting a little tired of Terry Jones having more say on foreign policy than I do. The rest of us can destabilize the Middle East and cause worldwide panic as well as some freaky preacher in Florida. So do the right thing, Obama. Appease someone who actually deserves it for once.

I can do this all day, baby.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Malaise Forever?

While it's not publicized, Obama did get to see the jobs numbers last night, most likely before he gave his speech at the convention.  I'm guessing it might be worse than last month based on this line in the speech -

"Now, I won't pretend the path I'm offering is quick or easy. I never have. You didn't elect me to tell you what you wanted to hear. You elected me to tell you the truth."

Of course there are other tea leaves. Obama's smile. The stock market going up more than 200 points yesterday, which could also indicate a leak. The spots on the liver of that hobo behind 7-11 (I'm into augury now). How about an employment index falling to a ten month low? What you won't see is someone predicting a really good jobs report. Just better than expected or meh. Or should I say malaise?

p.s. Oh and...no bounce?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

Saturday, September 1, 2012

For Those People Laughing At Joe Biden And His "Harmless" Antics

Just remember, when he doesn't get his way things can turn very dark very quickly.


I Always Forget

Which one is the president?

And don't you dare make a joke about leading from behind because that's racism.