Tuesday, December 25, 2012


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Well, This Is It

Apocalypse time. The day of reckoning. The Big checkout time. SMOD2012's election party. There were so many things I hadn't done this year yet. Blog posts left unposted. Car stereos left unstolen. Squirrels left unshotgunned and unstewed. Unsuspecting hobos left unchloroformed. It's all just so sad. Oh well. I plan to ride out it with a very wet martini (shaken) while this is being played on an endless loop.

Unless of course nothing happens tomorrow in which case I have a lot of Christmas shopping to do followed by a lot of eating and drinking. If I don't make it back before next year, Bon Natali e Bon Capudannu!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

In Case Anyone Wants To Save Some Time...

Here's how the "serious" conversation on gun violence works...

Conservative: "Crazy people shouldn't have guns"

Liberal: "All gun-owners are crazy"

(conversation over)


p.s. Thanks to Harvey at IMAO for the High Praise!

I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Taking Five

I seem to remember some tv program on Brubeck where someone mentioned that they were on tour with Dave and they woke up early to find him practicing at the piano. He had two metronomes running on the piano, one for his left hand and one for his right hand. I believe he was at least sixty at the time and he was still touring well into his eighties.

Dave Dug Disney


Brandenburg Gate


1920-2012


Aww Man, Dave's Gone