Friday, March 29, 2013

It's A Music Friday The One Across The Hall

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Might As Well Say Something About Our Popelessness

Like absolutely everyone else, I have no idea who the next pope will be. But I will say that if there is anything worse than listening to noted Christian-hater Christiane Amanpour's dysphonic voice while CNN uses her as a (mannish) voice of authority on all things papal, I don't know what that would be. I'll just assume they're using her because Richard Dawkins was busy. Whatever.

Anyway, I'm leaning toward (guessing) an Italian pope, and it also seems like it will be decided very quickly i.e. this week. Considering what's going on in Africa there may be a good chance that a pope comes from Africa if the conclave is looking to make a political statement. Some people think the longer the conclave goes the better the chances of having an American pope but I don't know. Oh, and if you're wondering what the response from the media will be like, it will probably be something like this...

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden

  • The later at night it is, the more commas I use,
  • After much consideration and a lot of soul-searching I have decided to bring sexy back
  • Sometimes I wish I was on Obama's drone kill list.
  • I need a theme song.
  • I like monkeys and werewolves. In that order.
  • Is anyone else bothered by the way Jabba the Hutt walks around naked in the Star Wars movies?
  • A gatling gun qualifies as a revolver, right?
  • Maybe it's just me but if you don't want to get caught making moonshine you probably shouldn't have a camera crew tagging along.
  • There's no proof Philosophy exists.
  • And this one from someone on Twitter: Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Monday, March 11, 2013

I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy