Tuesday, December 31, 2013

It's Over

Checkmate.

Or Do I? Music Tuesday


I've Got A Bad Feeling About The Coming Year Music Tuesday


Someone's Got Big Plans For The New Year...



Modern Life Is Rubbish



Separated At Birth?


And Now For No Reason Whatsoever....

A psychokinetic elephant levitating a dog.

And Now A Very Special Message From Unknown Hinson

She looks alright to me.

This Is What I Sound Like When I'm Eating A Cheesesteak

No bummer segues here, just a happy porcupine.

And yes I was eating a cheesesteak when I posted this. Mmmm....

Oh, Yahoo Search Assist, You Know Me So Well


Are You Lonesome Tonight?

Fair warning: I was just trying to write a segue for yet another youtube video so it doesn't look like I'm just posting videos to pad my blog post count but I kind of bummed myself out here.

I've always thought of New Year's Eve as kind of a melancholy holiday. In with the new, out with the old. I guess you could look at it as a sort of glass half full/empty litmus test for your personality type but I think even optimistic people look back at the passing year and feel a little sad even if they're hopeful for the new year. Even at a New Year's Eve party, the alone in a crowd feeling is kind of pervasive because we all have our own regrets about the passing year that are only reinforced when compared to what we hope for in the new year. We are all alone.
So here's Sam to make it all better.
 

What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?


The First Annual Javelina Bomb Sportsman Of The Year Award

First: The Runner-ups.

The American League. I'm a National League guy but winning the World Series and the past two All Star games with shutouts? Credit where credit is due, my friends.
The Upton brothers. A combined 36 HRs and 96 RBIs and winning the NL East? Those are some proud parents.
Arnie! Still a class act and probably the best ambassador for any sport anywhere. Plus he's got that half tea half lemonade drink.
All fine choices but I'm afraid the one person who best exemplifies what sports is really about this year is...

Singing Hotdog Man. That's right, faced with yet another assault on the very integrity of America's Game, Singing Hotdog Man said, "Enough!"
"Marcuse, at the ballpark and on Twitter, has been a strong crusader for only putting mustard on a frank. And some fans thought he got combative when they asked for ketchup. There were complaints filed."
And he was fired for standing up to these anti-American commie trogs trying to put more red in our national past time. So we salute you, Singing Hot Dog Man, not just for standing up for the proper condiment on a hotdog but also... for standing up for America!
Damn straight, Hot Dog Man, damn straight.

I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy

The Sports Comeback Of The Year

Actually it's probably the biggest comeback ever because I can't think of a bigger one. The America's Cup this year had the winner as the first team to win nine races and Team New Zealand already had eight. And because of a penalty two wins for Team USA didn't count so they actually had to win eleven races total and eight in a row. And they did. Here's the final clinching race. I don't really care for catamarans in the America's Cup but the turn at 31 minutes blows me away. It's a 70 foot long boat with a 13 story mast and it's running completely out of the water with the crew probably two or more stories above the water.

So Yeah, If A Drone "Accidently" Hits The New York Times Building....

I think I know why Obama has been spying on the New York Times...

"During the attack"??? Am I missing something here? The New York Times knew there was going to be an attack and decided to show up and cover it but the Obama admin didn't? They know who the attackers are? Do they have pictures? Video? What the hell does this mean?

Time For A Commercial Break


The Foul-Mouthed Truth



Sounds Kinda Squatchy


More Dumb Humor


I'm A Dog

Still makes me laugh. Pro tip for the married ladies out there, this is quintessential guy humor. Show this to guys and you'll be hearing, "I can't, I'm a dawg" for weeks.

If You Want A Friend In Washington...

Another I-really-should-write-things-down picture that was supposed to go with a post that I forgot about.

Obama's Speeches Just Don't Have That Zing Anymore



Monday, December 30, 2013

Don't Tell Me It's Time For Another All-Out Blogging Binge


Sure, whatever, I don't even care.

By which I mean, you bet your sweet bippy!

I need 26 more posts to break even for the year and everything must go! It's barrel-scraping time. It's random stuff I find on the youtubes time. It's bad photoshops time! It's stuff that was supposed to come out but didn't because of racism, variances in the space-time continuum and general malaise! So sit back and we'll see how far I can go hopped up on Christmas cookies, candy canes and eggnog. Wooooo!!!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Another Candidate For Greatest Christmas Movie Ever?

Die Hard didn't have McClane ridin' no freakin' dinosaurs, man. Plus one in the Kung Fury column.