Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The First Annual Javelina Bomb Sportsman Of The Year Award

First: The Runner-ups.

The American League. I'm a National League guy but winning the World Series and the past two All Star games with shutouts? Credit where credit is due, my friends.
The Upton brothers. A combined 36 HRs and 96 RBIs and winning the NL East? Those are some proud parents.
Arnie! Still a class act and probably the best ambassador for any sport anywhere. Plus he's got that half tea half lemonade drink.
All fine choices but I'm afraid the one person who best exemplifies what sports is really about this year is...

Singing Hotdog Man. That's right, faced with yet another assault on the very integrity of America's Game, Singing Hotdog Man said, "Enough!"
"Marcuse, at the ballpark and on Twitter, has been a strong crusader for only putting mustard on a frank. And some fans thought he got combative when they asked for ketchup. There were complaints filed."
And he was fired for standing up to these anti-American commie trogs trying to put more red in our national past time. So we salute you, Singing Hot Dog Man, not just for standing up for the proper condiment on a hotdog but also... for standing up for America!
Damn straight, Hot Dog Man, damn straight.

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