Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden All Over Again

  • That Star Trek show was alright but what was with that Spock guy always flashing gang signs?
  • Our banking system is based not on sound principles but on mutually assured destruction.
  • Hollywood Rule Number 17: Every man with an English accent will eventually play a butler.
  • Shouldn't the oath of office come with a laugh track?
  • If Nixon had been a Democrat he wouldn't have had to worry about Woodward and Bernstein.
  • Why do so many people morn the loss of the Brooklyn Dodgers when no one gives a crap that the Giants left for San Francisco the same year?
  • When I see an American flag in front of a business I just assume it's not run by a Democrat.

1 comment: