Friday, September 26, 2014

How The Bucs Can Beat The Steelers This Week

It's A Go! Sports Team! Go! Music Friday!

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Oh, And By The Way, Here's Your Quote Of The Day

"As the New York Times recently reported, Congress could end up providing a de facto authorization for the president's airstrikes by not explicitly voting them down. Put on notice about Obama's legal justification for launching the strikes, their inaction could be interpreted as a ratification."

I don't quite get all that well-reasoned legal mumbo-jumbo, that something is "de facto ratified" as long as it's never put to a vote, but I'm pretty sure it means the next Republican presidency is going to be awesome.

Nailed It

Although if you read the Huffington Post you probably don't know who the president is anyway so whatever.

Maximum Effort

Via Hotair, here's the President not bothering to put his coffee cup down before saluting Marines.
And keep in mind this is from the official White House Instagram. They wanted you to see this.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Obama Finally Decides To Secure The Fence

Carl's Back

Monday, September 8, 2014


Oh, and the answer is - a little more than 2 and a half miles.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Hey Chuck Todd, Prepare To Hear The Word "Strategy"

Apparently, the smartest president evah has decided that a 38% approval might be the trigger point to hold a séance with a true believer and fool the people into thinking he's competent. After being elected and then reelected he'll probably do it, but since Chuck Todd's new to the job he might need some help thinking up questions appropriate for a prestigious visit from El Presidente...
  • How may I serve you, my master?
  • So which fundraiser are you going to after this?
  • Did you know your eyes sparkle like a million stars made of diamonds?
  • How are those new golf clubs working out for you?
  • Al-Qaeda has stated they are expanding into India, when do we release the hashtag?
  • I received your pre-approved questions sheet but weren't you supposed to autograph it?
  • What kind of well-thought-out super strategic statement to ISIL were you making with the beige suit?
  • It's very nice to have you in our studio, Mr. President but who's entertaining Biden with the monkey puppet while you're here?
  • If I promise not to tell will you whisper who the Kirsten Gillibrand chubby chaser is?
  • If you had a presidency that was dissolving into malaise and incompetence, what kind of tree would you be?

Put Down That Chainsaw And Listen To... Music Friday!

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Your Quote Of The Day


“It was eerie. It was as if there had been no Obama presidency. If I am right in my analysis, the complete absence of panels assessing Obama’s record is an indication that the academy now regards Obama as an indefensible embarrassment.”

I'll agree with the first part. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Obama showed up right next to Joan Rivers at the next Academy Awards memorial with other entertainers we've lost in the past year. It's the second part of the quote I'm not buying. They'll defend him. After everything they've invested in him they'll defend every square inch of his presidency the same way they have for that other heart-throb/in-over-his-head mediocre president, John Kennedy. And considering Kennedy's presidency ended 50 years ago, I'm guessing people deranged enough to think Obama's pant creases were some sort of sign of royal inheritance will also think Obama is embarrassingly defensible for a long time to come.