Saturday, December 20, 2014

Your LightBringeh Quote Of The Day

“Our first 100 days we spent a lot of time signing executive orders undoing what [President George W.] Bush did, and I would like not to be sitting on a beach somewhere reading about President [Ted] Cruz doing that to us,”

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden Again

  • Did the Death Star have a lower setting? Like could they have killed a nation instead of just blowing up the whole planet?
  • I've been on the internet since about 1985. Although not consecutively.
  • Grand Prixes don't offer a grand prize anymore. You get paid at the end of the year.
  • Roger Moore never ordered a martini as James Bond.
  • Obama doesn't just need to be impeached, he needs to be imwatermelonned because those are bigger and they'll hurt more.
  • The main difference between justice and social justice is that social justice is a lot more lucrative. And also is not about justice.