Friday, May 29, 2015

It's Time To Weave A Tender Music Friday

Thursday, May 28, 2015

And You're Getting A Second Quote Of The Day Since I Find This Kind Of Amusing. Let's Call It Your No Seriously What Are Her Qualifications Again? Quote Of The Day

"Despite the assumption that Clinton could quickly inherit supporter lists generated for President Obama... legal hurdles and an abundance of caution have slowed any transfer or sharing of those lists of names... "

I Heard The News Today, Oh Boy

Your Only Bad People Oppose President Precious Quote Of The Day

In rolling out the final rule Wednesday, the administration questioned the motives of opponents.

“The only people with reason to oppose the rule are polluters who want to threaten our clean water,” said Brian Deese, Obama’s top environmental adviser.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Your In Soviet Russia... Quote Of The Day

"If you glance at the headlines, you might think this was a by now familiar I’ve-searched-my-conscience statement of moral “evolution” by a political figure. Nope. Gates isn’t trying to persuade here. He’s warning BSA officials in fairly dire terms: The courts are coming for us."

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

It's Conspiracy Theory Time

Why is the mayor of Philadelphia wearing a Clinton Global Initiative shirt? (hattip to someone on twitter.)

In completely unrelated news, investigators at the scene have (allegedly) found holes dug into the track bedding, almost as if something like a woodchuck on crack had been burrowing into it in order to change a national political narrative or something. Investigators said this "burrowing" most likely occurred under cover of darkness, and that the few eyewitness accounts they have, while sketchy at best, all reportedly included the phrases "stout ankles" and "smelled of gin".

Time For Your Quote Of The Day - Now Backed Up By Video!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Your Free-ish Speech Quote of The Day

"In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech." -- Yakov Smirnoff (probably)

"Well...sort of..." -- America