Thursday, June 25, 2015

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden

  • When people say they will always love their spouses unconditionally are they discounting the possibility their spouse could someday become a werewolf?
  • The primary motivation for voting for Democrats isn't social justice or whatever, it's anger that someone else has something they don't have.
  • Stainless steel blades on pocket knives are worthless.
  • Nowhere is the phrase tempest in a teapot better exemplified than in the media.
  • On The Six Million Dollar Man they used slow motion to show that Steve Austin was moving really fast.
  • Where do skywriters practice their
  • If Microsoft was smart they would just release the names of the people who designed Windows 8 and let the masses deal with them.
  • None of the women being proposed to appear on our currency were more important to this country than Andrew Jackson was.

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