From the comments:
"I can't understand how the author could have put finger to keyboard, written this letter, and not have felt horrific shame. In just a few predictable paragraphs he managed to prove Seinfeld's point. Then to do a 180, and contradict himself at the very end stating that he and all students can take it. No you can't. You are young, weak minded, entitled, and paternalistic. You are everything Seinfeld was talking about."