Thursday, September 10, 2015

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of The Sudden Again

  • Synthetic gun oil smells suspiciously like cattle
  • The only real slam dunk choice to replace Jon Stewart would have been Mike Rowe.
  • I don't know why anyone's famous anymore
  • Political correctness is just fascism with a politically correct name.
  • There's not much difference between "everyone deserves a trophy" and "we need more women in science".
  • When you're your own patron, you look for inspiration. When you have a genuine patron, you only need to look for interpretation.
  • The threat of outsourcing a company to other countries loses its effectiveness when everyone already knows you're just going to insource your workers from those same countries if you choose to stay.
  • When Liberals look up progress in the dictionary they must see a different definition than the rest of us.
  • An enemy is just a friend (with nuclear weapons) you haven't lifted sanctions on.

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