Someone - If I move to Koala Lumpur I won't have to hear all this bad news all the time.
Me - "Koala"?
Someone - Yeah, where all the koalas live. I want to go there so I can play with the bears.
Me - Didn't I read something about how they're dying off because of STDs?
Someone - Whatever. I'll just play with the ones Amy Schumer hasn't slept with.