Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of The Sudden

  • Socialism relies on people's innate selfishness more that capitalism.
  • Jack Lemmon only ever played Jack Lemmon.
  • You can never put too much cheese on a cheeseburger (By definition it can't be more than 50% by volume)
  • The Catholic Church will lose more congregants by "changing with the times" and becoming more liberal than being too conservative.
  • Your odds of walking out of a hospital are a lot better if you walked in in the first place.
  • Politicians lie to us because we need to be lied to.
  • If you want to move somewhere to isolate yourself from American society you don't move out to the woods, you move to NYC.
  • Nashville's dead.

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