Monday, May 2, 2016

Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden

  • Are there lo-jinks?
  • Why was Lionel Richie's "Hello" the last song on the album?
  • Why don't aliens in UFO sightings ever have ears?
  • Why didn't they ever show Batman sucking the blood out of any of his victims?
  • If Darwin's theory is correct then wouldn't baseball catchers have already evolved with fluorescent fingernails?
  • Apparently stabbing an RSVP into the sender's door with a bowie knife is some sort of faux pas in polite society.
  • If the awfulness of this election season has anything to do with me spitting on that gypsy, I'm sorry. But she had it coming.

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