Monday, October 31, 2016

Halloween Things I Suddenly Realized All Of A Sudden

  • Do mummies smell like beef jerky?
  • Why don't you become a witch when one bites you?
  • Aren't zombies and mummies pretty much the same thing?
  • Shouldn't undead mean living?
  • We'd be convicting more people of vampirism if it wasn't for political correctness.
  • Why would vampires need pointy ears?
  • A lot of people know that you can kill a vampire if you drive a stake through his heart and chop his head, but it also like totally works on regular people too!
  • Do werewolves live in werehouses?
  • Say what you want about zombies but at least their lives have more purpose than potheads.
  • Continue to say what you want about zombies, but all that walking around is great cardio.
  • I'm going to have to disagree with Billy Corgan about whether the world is a vampire. It's more like a werewolf. He's probably not taking into account all the disemboweling.

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