- insulting the founder of a world religion
- chucking cats off the roof
- ancient secret martial arts manuals
- stuff not related to watermelon Jolly Ranchers
And maybe, if I have time, illustrations and also maybe a mascot.
p.s. If you're tired of my inanities and my politics, Jen at Morta Di Fame has a foodie blog. She started her blog about the same time I did, we're both Sicilian-Americans and, for some reason, we both have the same background color on our blogs. Also, she has photos of pizza which, next to watermelon Jolly Ranchers, is nature's perfect food.